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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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First off, I hit the streets of Ulft, right? I’m cruising down the Lichtenvoordeweg, and boom! A pigeon decides to take a dump on my shoulder. Like, really? Is this how we’re starting the day? I’m standing there, flapping my arms like a madman, trying to shake it off. People are staring. Great. Just great.

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